We are just dying for you to join us. You are invited for an evening of costumes and curiosities at our first annual Halloween party.
If you dare, join us on October 25 between 6pm and midnight.
But beware: come in costume or prepare to meet your fate.
$100 cash prize for best costume, $50 for second best, and $25 for third, so be sure to dress to impress.
Don't be a creep, and let us know if your presence will be felt.

PS: Dave is also turning 50. In lieu of gifts, He'd rather you donate to NPR or PBS.