No one likes to read, so I'll keep this short. Come see me, the artist currently known as Spacebastard, wrangle a bunch of wires connected to a bunch of synthesizers, drum machines and guitars (no awkward vocals).  

There will be a cash bar and a fog machine to really sex up the place. It's at a VFW, so there's probably a dated electronic gambling device if you need some extra income. The show is free; the only cost to you is a night at home doing something you'd enjoy more than listening to my bespoke, non-GMO dis tracks.

Please RSVP, so I can have an estimate of attendees. But you can bring anybody who wants to come, including your kids. There is a parking lot outside and on-street parking around the venue.